Just in case you weren't paranoid enough...
This is the text of a forward that I received from my aunt today. I get ALOT of forwards from my family and I don't usually read them, but I had seen this one before and remembered that I thought it was funny. After reading it again, I am now full of all kinds of images of things that I really don't need to think about.. eeek - very small killers are everywhere!!! I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because...